men are anatomically inconsiderate?

September 30, 2014

To all the men reading this:

If you identify with the reasons stated below, please listen.  I’m saying this out of genuine concern for you as a human being:  Go see a doctor.  It’s neither normal nor healthy for your junk to hurt when you assume a normal sitting position (and I say this as someone who hates sitting, period).  You might have cancer, or a particularly nasty STI.  A few (very very small percentage) of you might actually have abnormally large reproductive organs which makes sitting (or maybe even standing) normally difficult.  I feel for you — maybe consider surgical options?